Word Play Jokes

A Litter

Q: Why is it called a "litter" of puppies?
A: Because they mess up the whole house!

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Sex Before Marriage

John: I didn't sleep with my wife before we were married. Did you?
Bob: I'm not sure. What was your wife's maiden name?

Anonymous

Broken Finger

I broke my finger last week.
On the other hand everything is fine.

Anonymous