Word Play Jokes

Five Year Plan

Q: Where do you see yourself in five years?
A: Tough question, I don't have 2020 vision.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Riddles , Word Play Jokes
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Blonde's Favorite Wine

Q: What's a blonde's favorite wine?
A: "Daddy! can I go to Miami!

Categories: Blonde Jokes (Dumb Blonde Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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New York City Eggs

Q: If you went to New York City for vacation and found eggs everywhere, what would the city's new name be?
A: New Yolk City!

Categories: U.S. State Jokes (New York Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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