Word Play Jokes

Knock Knock - Amazon

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Amazon!
Amazon who?
Amazon of a gun!

Anonymous

Diarrhea

Q: Did you know that diarrhea is hereditary?
A: Yeah, it runs in the jeans!

Anonymous

Bottom of the Class

"I'm worried about you always being at the bottom of the class," said the father to his son. "Don't worry Dad," he replied. "They still very much teach the same thing at both ends."

Anonymous