Word Play Jokes

What Do You Call An Ant In Space

Q: What do you call an ant in space? 
A: Cosmonants & Astronants!

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Hat Tricks

Q: What do a hockey player and a magician have in common?
A: Both do hat tricks!

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God And A Lawyer

Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and God
A: God doesn't think he's a lawyer.

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