Word Play Jokes - Halloween Jokes

Witch Escape

Q: Is it true that a witch won't hurt you if you run away from her?
A: It all depends on how fast you run!

Categories: Holiday Jokes (Halloween Jokes) , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
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Osama Bin Laden - Halloween

Q: What's Osama Bin Laden going to be for Halloween?
A: Dead.

Categories: Terrorist Jokes (Osama Bin Laden Jokes) , Riddles , Holiday Jokes (Halloween Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes)
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Got the Moves

Q: What kind of monster is the best dancer?
A: The boogieman

Categories: Holiday Jokes (Halloween Jokes)
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