Word Play Jokes - Halloween Jokes

Going Up

Q: Why do ghosts ride in elevators?
A: It keeps their spirits up.

Submitted BY: debbie nubile

Mummy Beats

Q: What kind of music do Mummies listen to?
A: Wrap.

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Skeleton Dinner

Q: What do Skeletons say before eating?
A: Bone Appetite.

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