Word Play Jokes - Halloween Jokes

Yo Mama - Only Halloween

Yo' Mama is so ugly, yo' dad only takes her out on Halloween.

Anonymous

Mistaken Identity

Went to a fancy dress party and everyone was dressed as either a nurse, a doctor or Freddy Krueger. When I made a comment on how unimaginative they all were, I was called "insensitive" and told to leave the hospital burns unit.

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Twisted

Q: What's the problem with twin witches?
A: You never know which witch is which.

Anonymous