Word Play Jokes - Fish Jokes

Fish Wish -Riddles

Q: Who granted the fish's wish?
A: The Fairy Cod Mother.

Categories: Animal Jokes (Fish Jokes) , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
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Paddy and His Goldfish

Paddy goes to the vet with his goldfish. "I think it's got epilepsy," he tells the vet.   The vet takes a look and says, "It seems calm enough to me".
Paddy says, "Yeah, I haven't taken it out of the bowl yet!"

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Irish Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Fish Jokes)
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Shark Keys

Q: What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
A: He got lockjaw!

Categories: Animal Jokes (Fish Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
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