Word Play Jokes

Yo Mama - Wheelie

Yo mama is so fat, when she sat on the back of the bus it did a wheelie!

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Doctor Says Ten

A man walks into the Doctors office. "I have the results of your test and I'm afraid you're going to die," says the Doctor. The man asks, "How long do I have to live?" "Ten," replies the Doctor. "What the heck does that mean," the man asks. "Ten Years, Ten Months, Ten weeks. What?" The doctor replies "Nine."

Anonymous

Jock Booty Call - Pass

Hey babe, please don't let this be an incomplete pass. High five!

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