Steer and a Tadpole

Q: What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
A: A bullfrog!

I Think Rover Is Getting A Bit Old...

"I think Rover is getting a bit old, he seems to be going deaf." "Bullshit, watch this...Rover sit! Oh dear, you're right, I'll get the shovel and clean it up!"

Only Time

I think the only reason my husband likes to go fishing so much is that it's the only time he hears someone tell him, "Wow, that's a big one!"