Word Play Jokes

Phonebook Dilemma

Q: Why are there no phone books in China?
A: Because there are so many Wing's and Wong's, they are afraid you will Wing the Wong number.

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Speak Up

Q: What is the basic unit of Laryngitis?
A: One 'hoarsepower'!

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Do You Like Pussy Cats

A man walks up to a stranger in the street. "Do you like pussy cats?" said the stranger. "Yeah, I do," said the man. "But how did you know my name was 'Katz?''

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