Word Play Jokes

Dress for Success

Q: What do you call an alligator dressed in a vest?
A: An investigator.

Anonymous

MJ at Walmart

Q: Why did Michael Jackson run to Walmart?
A: Boys pants were half off.

Anonymous

Dermatologists

Q: Why should you keep away from dermatologists?
A: They make rash decisions.

Submitted BY: mackiecfh