Word Play Jokes

Uniform And Medals

Q: What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
A:  A guard dog!

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Extroverted Engineer

Q: How can you tell when an engineer is an extrovert.
A: He stares at YOUR shoes while he talks to you.

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Please A Woman

Man: I know how to please a woman.
Woman: Then please leave me alone.

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