Word Play Jokes

Butt Reduction

Q: What happens if you cut off your right butt cheek?
A: You'll be left behind.

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Up and Down

Q: Why are mountains so funny?
A: Because they are hill areas.

Anonymous

What Have You Done

The local priest came across Paddy who had stumbled out of the town tavern. "Paddy," he said, "I'm afraid I'll not be seeing you in Heaven one day." "Really, Father?" slurred Paddy. "What have you done?"

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