Word Play Jokes

Amish Lightbulb

Q: How many Amish does it take to change a light bulb?
A: What's a light bulb?

Anonymous

Liverpool Football

Q: What is the difference between Liverpool football and a tea bag?
A: The tea bag stays in the cup longer.

Anonymous

Nuts and Bolts

Q: What did the nut say to the bolt?
A: Screw me.

Anonymous