Word Play Jokes

Gardening Cow

Q: What do you call a cow who works for a gardener?
A: A lawn moo-er.

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Feminist Faux Pas

I don't think the leading feminist realized what she was saying when she told a reporter, "As long as women are split like we are, men will remain on top."

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Head Nurse

Q: When you go to the hospital how do you find the head nurse?
A: Look for the nurse with dirty knees and swollen lips!

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