Word Play Jokes

Blind Deer

Q: What do you call a blind deer?
A: No eye deer

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What Color

A guy says to a salesgirl, "I want to buy some toilet paper." She says, "What color?" He says, "Just give me white. I'll color it myself."

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Take A Bath

Two guys are outside of a bathhouse. One guy says, "Did you take a bath?" The other guy says, "No, I think you're supposed to leave them inside."

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