Word Play Jokes

Mice In The Light Bulb

Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two. The hard part is getting them in the lightbulb.

Categories: Light Bulb Jokes , Word Play Jokes , Animal Jokes , Riddles
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Anonymous

Redneck Dirty Talk

This brother was banging his sister, and he says, "You f*ck like Mom," and she laughs. He says, "What?" She says, "That's what Dad said."

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Incest Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Brother Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Sister Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Father Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes) , Sex Jokes , Word Play Jokes
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Anonymous

Don't Say It

Q: What's one thing you don't tell a vampire?
A: Bite me.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
Anonymous