Word Play Jokes

Robbery

I overheard a midget complaining to a police officer that his pocket had been picked.
The officer said 'I can't believe anyone would stoop that low'

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Alaskan Hooker

Q: What is a hooker in Alaska called?
A: A frostitute!

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Big Ben

Q: Did you hear about the two poofters who went to London?
A: They were REALLY pissed off when they found out Big Ben was a clock.

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