Word Play Jokes

Woman On The Moon

Q: Why didn't NASA send a woman to the moon yet?
A: Because it does not need to be cleaned!

Categories: Sexist Jokes (About Women) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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New Psychiatric Sign

Q: What sign do you find on the door to the psychiatric ward?
A: "Please do not disturb further."

Categories: Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Mental Health Jokes) , Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes , Ads & Newspapers (Signs and Notices)
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Shih Tzu - Bulldog

Q: What do you get when you cross a bulldog and a shih tzu?
A: Bullshit!

Categories: Animal Jokes (Dog Jokes) , Funny Thoughts , Riddles , Word Play Jokes
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