Word Play Jokes

Golfing Invention

The golfing world is celebrating a new invention that promises to revolutionize the sport. The new device that is receiving so much attention is called the 'bee nut.' It is a fastening attachment that allows players to adjust the heads on their clubs to any angle, saving the need to carry a bagful of clubs. Thus for example, a player can use the same club to putt or get out of the sand trap. Genius! Golf clubs with this modification are selling quickly, and players are taking golfing picnics, so they can try their new... 'bee-nut putter sand wedge.'

Categories: Sports Jokes (Golf Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
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Drug Events

Been a busy weekend. On Friday night I went to a lecture on mushrooms. Last night I saw Disney on Ice. Tonight I think I'll try the opera, on crack.

Categories: Drug Jokes (Crack Jokes) , Drug Jokes (Cocaine Jokes) , Drug Jokes (LSD Jokes) , Word Play Jokes (LSD Jokes)
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Written By: KielPhillips

Last Supper Last Words

Q: What were Jesus' last words at the last supper?
A: "Okay, all you guys who want to be in the picture, get on THIS side of the table"

Categories: Religion Jokes (Jesus Jokes) , Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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