Word Play Jokes

Taxidermy Thanksgiving

Q: What is a taxidermist's favorite part of Thanksgiving?
A: The stuffing.

Categories: Profession Jokes , Word Play Jokes , Riddles , Animal Jokes
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Nails On a Lesbian's Floor

Q: Why aren't there any nails in a lesbian's floor?
A: They're all laid with tongue and groove.

Categories: Sex Jokes (Gay Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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Neighbor Kids on Front Lawn

Q: How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn? 
A: You molest them!.

Categories: Word Play Jokes , Relationship Jokes , Riddles
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