Word Play Jokes

Wizard Toothpaste

Q: What happened to the wizard who brushed his teeth with gunpowder?
A: He kept shooting his mouth off!

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Riddles , Word Play Jokes
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Venomous

Q: What's the best thing about deadly snakes?
A: They've got 'poisonality'.

Categories: Animal Jokes , Word Play Jokes , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
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Medieval Booty Call

Some parts of me are hard even without armor.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Word Play Jokes , Sex Jokes (Booty Call Jokes)
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