Word Play Jokes

New Look

There's a support group for people addicted to plastic surgery.
The head of the group commented to the members,  "I'm seeing a lot of new faces this week, and I have to say I'm pretty disappointed."

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes , Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes)
Anonymous

Scared Witch

Q: What do you call a witch who likes the beach but is scared of water?
A: A chicken sandwitch!

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
Anonymous

Knock Knock - Marie

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Marie!
Marie who?
Marie the one you love!

Categories: Knock-Knock Jokes , Riddles , Word Play Jokes
Anonymous