Weather Jokes

Irma Time

Q: What's the difference between the lost city of Atlantis and Miami?
A: About 24 hours.

Anonymous

When It Gets Hot

A Dutchman, a German and a Belgian are planning to walk in the desert. The Dutchman says: "I'll bring an umbrella for the shade when it gets too hot." The German says: "I'll bring some sunglasses. This sun can really destroy your eyes!" The Belgian remains silent. Next day:  the Dutchman and the German are astonished. "What's that?" they both shout. The Belgian answers: "It's a car door. Now I can open the window when it gets hot..."

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Frostbite

Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite.

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