U.S. State Jokes

Rochester Residents to Change Lightbulb

Q: How many Rochester residents does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Fifty one - one to screw in the bulb, and fifty to comment about how much better the bulb is than light bulbs in Buffalo.

Anonymous

Tennessee Trooper

A Tennessee State trooper pulled over a pickup on I-65. The trooper asked, "Got any ID?"
The driver replied, "Bout whut?"

Submitted BY: RichK

West Virginian Women

Q: What do West Virginians call a pretty woman?
A: A tourist.

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