Over Population

Two country doctors out in the hills of West Virginia were discussing the population explosion in the world. One physician says, "Why, Bubba, this eyer crazy birth thang isa gettin' so bad that perty soon, they ain't gonna be room for ever'body! There'sa gonna be standin' room only on this here planet!" The other doctor replied, "Heck, that sure oughta slow 'em down a bit!"
 

West Virginia's Most Confusing Day

Q: What is the most confusing day in West Virginia?
A: Father's Day.

Kansas Crazy Law

• If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed.
• The state game rule prohibits the use of mules to hunt ducks.
• Rabbits may not be shot from motorboats.
• No one may catch fish with his bare hands.
• Pedestrians crossing the highways at night must wear tail lights.
• It is illegal to spit on a sidewalk.
• All places of business must provide a horse water troft
• No one may wear a bee in their hat.
• All cars entering the city limits must first sound their horn to warn the horses of their arrival.
• Musical car horns are banned
• It is against the law to leave your car running unattended.
• The installation of bathtubs is prohibited.
• Any person caught using or carrying bean snappers or the like shall upon conviction, be fined. -City ordinance 349 of Wichita, Kansas.
• Before proceeding through the interesection of Douglas and Broadway, a motorist is required to get out of their vehice and fire three shot gun rounds into the air.