U.S. State Jokes

Many Faces

Grew up thinking I was stuck with the face I was born with; at 30 the beauty consultants at Macy's told me I would get the face I deserved; moved to LA and discovered I'd get the face I could afford!

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Driver's Test

Q: What do they give you in New Mexico if you fail your driver's test?
A: Yellow plates.

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Divorced Brother And Sister

If a couple from Tennessee get a legal divorce, can they still be brother and sister?

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