U.S. State Jokes

California Delivery

Did you know California supplies 2/3 of the nations fruits and nuts?
And a lot of produce too.

Categories: U.S. State Jokes (California Jokes)
Anonymous

Florida or the Sun

So I asked a blonde, "Which is closer, Florida or the Sun?" She said, "The Sun, because I can look up and see it.

Categories: Blonde Jokes (Dumb Blonde Jokes) , U.S. State Jokes (Florida Jokes)
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Anonymous

Seattle and Cher

Q: What do Seattle and Cher have in common?
A: Neither of them are fucking Sonny.

Categories: Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes , U.S. State Jokes (Washington State Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
Anonymous