Travel Jokes - Car Trip Jokes

Ghost Car

Q: Why did the car stop when it saw a ghost?
A: It had a nervous breakdown!

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Excuse For Speeding

A cop pulls a car over on the highway for speeding. When he asks for the driver's license, the driver argued, "Speeding? Officer, I was only trying to keep a safe distance between my car the the car in back of me."

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Virginia Football Players

Q: If you have a Virginia Tech football player and a UVA Football player in the same car at the same time, who drives?
A: The state trooper!!"

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