Share this joke via Email (Step 2)
Share this Joke on Twitter
Registered Users Only
You must be a registered user to submit a joke. But registering is FREE and don't worry, we only need a name and e-mail address, and we don't sell or share your information with any third-parties (see Privacy Policy).
Registered Users Only
You must complete account validation before submitting jokes. Click here to go to your profile page to complete the process.
Get link for other Social Networks
Copy the sharable link above.
Main Menu
- Home
- Popular Jokes
- New Releases
- Joke of the Day
- Browse By Category
- Browse Writers
- Contests
- Submit Joke
- Contact Us
- Info
© Copyright 2025 Jokers Media, LLC
All rights reserved.
All rights reserved.
- Home
- >
- Categories
- >
- Top 10 Lists
- >
- All
Top 10 Lists

Healthy Insanity for Retirement
- At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses and point a hair dryer at passing cars
- On all your check stubs, write, 'For Marijuana'
- Skip down the street rather than walk and see how many looks you get
- Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat - be serious about it
- Sing along at the opera
- When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I won, I won"
- When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the parking lot while yelling, "Run for your lives! They're loose!"
- Tell your children over dinner: "Due to the economy, we're going to have to let one of you go"
- Pick up a box of condoms at the pharmacy, go to the counter and ask where the fitting room is.
- Go to a department store fitting room and yell, "There's no toilet paper in here"
Categories:
Old Age Jokes
, Top 10 Lists
- 9
- 20
- 3
Anonymous
Top Ten Indicators that a Redneck Has Been Working on Your Computer
10. The monitor is up on blocks.
9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them.
8. The six front keys have rotted out.
7. The extra RAM slots have truck parts installed in them.
6. The numeric keypad only goes up to six.
5. The password is "Huntin".
4. The CPU has a gun rack mount.
3. There is a Skoal can in the CD-ROM drive.
2. The keyboard is camouflaged.
1. The mouse is referred to as a "critter".
Categories:
Top 10 Lists
, Redneck Jokes
- 9
- 29
- 13
Copyright © 2013 - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Anonymous
Top 10 Colonoscopy Jokes
- 'Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before!'
- 'Find Amelia Earhart yet?'
- 'You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married.'
- 'Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?'
- 'You put your left hand in; you take your left hand out...'
- 'Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!'
- 'If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!'
- 'Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity.
- 'God, now I know why I am not gay.'
- 'Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there?'
- 4
- 18
- 4
Anonymous