Goodnight ISIS

I woke up to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night and I noticed an ISIS Muslim with a large knife sneaking through my next door neighbor's garden toward his house. Suddenly my neighbor came from out of nowhere and smacked him over the head with a shovel, killing him instantly. He then dug a grave and put the body in it and covered it.
Astonished I got back into bed. My wife rolled over and said, "Honey, you're shaking. What happened?" "You'll never believe what I just saw!" I said. "Our next door neighbor still has our shovel that he borrowed last year!"

Blonde Vs. Terrorist

Q: What's the difference between a blonde having her period and a terrorist?
A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.

Terrorist Garb

Q: Why do terrorists always wear robes?
A: Because goats can hear zippers.