Terrorist Jokes

On Jeopardy

Trebek: The category is "Political Subversion". The answer is: This entity is dedicated to the destruction of religion, morality, and the American way of life.
Player: What is the KGB?
Trebek: Be more specific.
Player: What is PBS?
Trebek: Right!

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Anonymous

Important Question

Q: How do you keep a terrorist from drowning?
A: Take your foot off his head.

Anonymous

Area 51

After thousands of people threatened to march into Area 51 the U.S. Air Force made a public statement.
They said, "There is bad news and good news."
First the bad news. The aliens have landed on earth and are being held by the government.
Now the good news. They eat Terrorists and piss gasoline.

Submitted BY: Mark