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Extreme Uber

A Muslim Extremist orders an Uber. His uber driver arrives so he gets in the car and then asks the driver a question.

Extremist: in the time of Muhammad did they have radio?

Driver: no.

Extremist: so why do you have the radio on?

Driver: turns off radio

The extremist then asks another question:

Extremist: in the time of Muhammad did they have air conditioning?

Driver: no.

Extremist: so why are you using it?

Driver: turns of the air conditioner

The driver decided to ask the extremist a question.

Driver: in the time of Muhammad did they have Uber?

Extremist: obviously not.

Driver: then get the fuck out!

Terrorist Garb

Q: Why do terrorists always wear robes?

A: Because goats can hear zippers.

Hawaii Malfunction

Everyone in Hawaii is still mad about the malfunction of the early warning system. Those fools.

Hawaii IS the early warning system.

Osama City

Q: What's the capital of Afghanistan?

A: KABOOM!!

Violist Like a Terrorist

Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?

A: They both fuck up bowings.