Technology Jokes - Internet Jokes

AOL Addiction Poem

My computer broke down. It crashed and burned! And for my AOL, I really yearned! I tried to stay busy... And keep it off my mind. It was worse than cigarettes, at least butts I can find!! So I went to Wal-Mart, and got on their pc. The cashier in electronics was staring at me. But I didn't care. I had to get on line! Check my mail, and see what buddies I can find. I drew a crowd as I began to cry. I couldn't find the password no matter how hard I tried! I need my AOL!! I got to have my fix!! Go to my favorite places, check out some cool pics. The cashier called Security! I heard her whisper low, "We have ourselves a Psycho here and she has got to go!" Security rushed over. Not long did he stall. Obviously he has never suffered from AOL withdrawal. He slapped cuffs on my wrists and threw me out the door! Then he looked at me and said, "Don't come round here no more!" I feel so embarrassed!! I have sunk so low! To be kicked out of Wal-Mart.... How low can I go? So I'll try really hard now to rid myself of this affliction. Get rid of these bad habits and my AOL addiction! 

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Yo Mama - Web

Yo Mama's so Web 2.0, she makes you call her Mothr!

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Computer Acronyms List

Humorous Computer-Related Acronyms

  • IBM: I Blame Microsoft. Idiots Buy Me. Idiots Building Machines. I'll Buy Macintosh. It Bit Me. It Built Microsoft. It's Better Manually. I've Been Mislead. I've Been Mugged.
  • WINDOWS: Well, It Never Does Operate With Speed. When I Need Data Output Without Speed. While Idle, Needs DX or WorkStation. Will Install Needless Data On Whole System.
  • WIN: Whoppingly Immense NOP. Worm Infestation Netware.
  • MSWINDOWS NT / WINDOWS NT: My Solitaire With Its New De-accelerator, Only With Some Network Technology Well Intended, Netword De-accelerator, Only Works Sometimes, Never Totally.
  • APPLE: Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
  • DEC: Dump Everything and Close
  • DEC: Do Expect Cuts
  • HCL: Hilarious Computer Logic
  • HP: Hot Pursuit
  • MAC: Most Absurd Computer
  • MACINTOSH: Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs
  • MICROSOFT: Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers
  • NEXT: Now EXchange for Trash
  • OS/2: Obsolete Soon, Too.
  • WARP: What A Rot Program
  • CD-ROM: Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
  • COBOL: Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language
  • DOS: Defective Operating System
  • ISDN: It Still Does Nothing
  • LISP: Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parenthesis
  • MIPS: Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed
  • PCMCIA: People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
  • PENTIUM: Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics
  • SCSI: System Can't See It
  • WWW: World Wide Wait

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