Technology Jokes

Televsion 800 Number

We were watching this commercial on television. Commercial said, 'If you're having problems with your mama whipping you, call this 800 number.' I called that number. My mama answered the phone.

Anonymous

Space Stick

Q: Did you hear about the astronaut that stepped on the chewing gum?
A: He got stuck in orbit !

Anonymous

Predictive Text

The guy who invented predictive text died last night.
His funfair is next monkey.

Submitted BY: Elshiva