How is Bob Getting Home?
Q: How is Bob Costas getting home from the 2014 Olympics?
A: He's taking the red-eye!
For the third fight between Mike and Evander, Tyson wants it to be held in Earie, PA.
Make Out With a Blonde
A man takes a beautiful blonde to his apartment. They're kissing in the elevator when she feels something in his pocket. "What is that?" she asks. "Those are my golf balls." "Is that like tennis elbow?"
As I was walking down the street, I noted a man with a large pole in his hand and stopped to ask, "Are you a pole-vaulter?" His response was, "No, I'm German, but how did you know my name was Walter?"
Mike Tyson's Beer
Q: Did you hear Mike Tyson invented a beer?
A: It's called Nick-A-Lobe.