Sports Jokes - American Football Jokes

Married Football Player

Q: How can you tell if a University of Tennessee football player is married?

A: There is tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup truck.

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Deflated

Q: What do you call a room full of overpaid men watching the Super Bowl on a big screen TV? 
A: The Denver Colts

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Chicken Run Football Field

Q: Why did the chicken run onto the football field?
A: Because the umpire called a foul.

Categories: Animal Jokes (Chicken & Cross-the-Road Jokes) , Sports Jokes (American Football Jokes) , Riddles
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