Sports Jokes - American Football Jokes

Skeleton Quits Football

Q: Why didn't the skeleton want to play football?
A: Because his heart wasn't in it!

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Deflated

Q: What do you call a room full of overpaid men watching the Super Bowl on a big screen TV? 
A: The Denver Colts

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Chicken Run Football Field

Q: Why did the chicken run onto the football field?
A: Because the umpire called a foul.

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