Sports Jokes - American Football Jokes

Georgia Tech Grass Replacement

Q: Why did Georgia Tech replace the grass in its football stadium with astroturf?
A: They didn't want the cheerleaders to graze at halftime.

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Da Bears

Q: Why is Chicago called the Windy City?
A: Because the Bears blow!

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Superbowl

Q: What did the 49ers fan say after his team won the Super Bowl?
A: "Dammit mom, why'd you wake me up? I was having an amazing dream!"
 

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