Why She Crossed the Road
Q: Why did the woman cross the road?
A: Who cares? What the hell was she doing out of the kitchen?!!
Q: Why do women have legs?
A: So they can get from the bedroom to the kitchen!
"Sam, you wanna hear a joke?"
Q: What does "WIFE" stand for?
A: Washing Ironing Food Entertainment
Q: What size underwear do Feminists wear?
A: Double Standard.