Sexist Jokes - Men vs Women Jokes

Men and Women Qualities

Q: Why do men walk so fast?
A: They've got three legs!
Q: Why do women talk so much?
A: They've got two mouths!

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Men Have Two Faults

Women have their faults. Men have only two. Everything they say and everything they do.

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Clothing State

What kind of clothes are there?
Women: clean & dirty
Men: Clean, almost clean, sorta clean, not bad, dirty, really dirty, nasty, bio-hazard.

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