Sexist Jokes - Men vs Women Jokes

When Man Is Smartest

Q: Why is a man at his smartest when he is having sex?
A: Because he's plugged into a woman!

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No Pubic Hair?

A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute's terms. When she undressed, he noticed that she had no pubic hair. The man shouted, "What, no wool? In my country all women have wool down there. "The prostitute snapped back, "What do you want to do, knit or fuck?"

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Men and Women

Q: What's the difference between men and women?
A: Women must play hard to get; men must get hard to play!

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