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Sexist Jokes - Private Parts
The Purpose of Breasts
A small boy walks into his mothers room and catches her topless.
"Mummy, mummy, what are these?" he says, pointing to her breasts.
"Well, son," she says, "these are balloons, and when you die, they inflate and float you up to heaven."
Incredibly, he appears to believe this explanation and goes off quite satisfied.
Two days later while his mother is making tea, he rushes into the kitchen. "Mummy, mummy, Aunt Mary is dying!"
"What do you mean?" says his mother.
"Well she's in the garden shed, lying on the floor. Both her balloons are out, Dad's blowing them up, and she keeps yelling 'God, I'm coming! I'm coming!!!'"
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One - Upmanship
A little boy and a little girl, on a beach, are arguing. Little boy says to the little girl, "I have a Nintendo!" Little girl says,
"Oh yeah, well I have a Sega and a Nintendo!" Little boy says,
"So, my dad's a doctor!" Little girl says,
"My dad's an astronaut!" Back and forth they went, each one trying to out-do the other until finally the little boy pulls down his shorts and proclaims,
"But I have on of these!" and shows the little girl his penis. The little girl, not being able to retaliate, gets up and goes home. The next day, the little girl spots the little boy and proudly announces;
"My mom said that with one of these (pointing to her's) I can get as many of those as I want!"
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Why Men Name Penises
Q: Why do men name their penises?
A: Because they don't like the idea of having a stranger make 90% of their decisions!
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