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Shower Talk

A man and his wife shower together. The husband puts his hand on her breast and says, "These are nice, but if they were a bit firmer you could walk around without a bra for me." Then the husband pats her butt and says, "This is nice, but if it was a bit firmer, you could walk around without panties for me." The wife turns around to her husband, grabs his groin and says, "This is nice, but if it was a little bigger, I wouldn't need your brother."
 

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Relationship Jokes (Cheater Jokes)
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Yesterday's Coffee

She's like yesterday's coffee -- a little weak in the bean.

Categories: Sex Jokes (Private Parts)
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Bird and Man

Q: What can a bird do that a man can't?
A: Whistle through his pecker.

Categories: Animal Jokes (Bird Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Riddles
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