Having A Baby Is Like

What a mother once told her teenage daughter about how it felt to have a baby: "It's kinda like trying to pass a watermelon through a keyhole."

Man Named Furniture

Q: What piece of furniture was named after the typical man?
A: The La-Z-Boy recliner.

Why Women Make Less

A job negotiator and a feminist were in a dispute. The feminist was arguing over the different pay scales that her women were receiving.
Fem: Okay, why are women paid less than men for doing the same job that a man does?
Neg: It says in the Bible that women are worth less than men.
Fem: Where does it say that? I don't think so.
Neg: Well, you do agree that woman was made from a rib, correct?
Fem: Yeah, so?
Neg: Well, there you have it. A rib is a cheaper cut of meat!