Sexist Jokes - About Women

Making Coffee

Making a cup of coffee is like making love to a beautiful woman. It's got to be hot.  You've got to take your time. You've got to stir gently, and firmly. You've got to grind your beans until they squeak. And then you put in the milk.

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How To Get Rid Of Roaches

Q: How does the single woman get rid of roaches?
A: She asks them for a commitment.

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Brunettes and Implants

Q: Why don't brunettes get breast implants?
A: They've already spent their money on thigh & butt implants.-

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