Sexist Jokes - About Women

Leopard and Cougar

Q: If a leopard can carry something twice its weight into a tree, what can a cougar carry?
A: Something half her age to bed.

Anonymous

A Woman's Business

What are two reasons why women don't mind their own business? 1) No mind. 2) No business.

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Anonymous

Man Hits Woman with Car

Q: A man driving a car hits a woman. Whose fault is it?
A: The man's. Why was he driving in the kitchen?

Categories: Sexist Jokes (About Women) , Riddles
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