Sexist Jokes

Things You'll Never Hear A Woman Say

  1. What do you mean today's our anniversary?
  2. Can we not talk to each other tonight? I'd rather just watch TV.
  3. Ohh, this diamond ring is way too big!!
  4. And for our honeymoon we're going fishing in Alaska!
  5. Aww, don't stop for directions, I'm sure you'll be able to figure out how to get there.
  6. Is that phone for me? Tell 'em I'm not here.
  7. I don't care if it is on sale, 300 dollars is too much for a designer dress.

Categories: Sexist Jokes (About Women)
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Anonymous

Horse Smart

Q: Why do women have one more brain cell than a horse?
A: For managing not to drink the water from the bucket while she sweeps the floor.

Categories: Animal Jokes (Horse Jokes) , Sexist Jokes (About Women) , Riddles
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Submitted BY: Piroman

The Trouble With Some Women

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing and then marry him.

Categories: Sexist Jokes (About Men) , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man)
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Anonymous