The Three Sizes of Men

Men come in three sizes: Small, medium, and Oh My God!!!

Garden of Eden

Adam was strolling through the garden and he asked God, "God can you put someone else on this planet with me? It's kind of lonely here." So God said, "I will put on earth a woman."
"'What is this ‘woman’?" asked Adam. "A woman is somebody who will provide companionship and take care of all your needs," explained God. "Oh holy master, what is the price for this women",' asked Adam. "The price for her is your left arm and your right eye," said God. Then Adam replied, "Ehh... what can I get for a rib?".

How Long Does It Take for A Woman to Orgasm?

Q: How long does it take for a woman to orgasm?
A: Who cares?