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Investment Alert

Pfizer Corp (NYSE PFE) is making the announcement today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola Bottling Group (NYSE PBG) as a power beverage, suitable for use as-is, or a mixer, under the name "Mount and Do."

Pepsi's proposed ad campaign suggests: "It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one."

Lawyer's Viagra

Q: What happens when a lawyer takes viagra?

A: He gets taller!

Charlie No More

Joe was sitting in his favorite bar having a few beers after work, when a beautiful woman sat down next to him. She looked vaguely familiar, but he couldn't quite place her.

"Hi, Joe," she said. "I haven't seen you in a long time."

Joe was puzzled. "Charlie, is that you?" What are you doing dressed up like a woman?"

"Well, Joe. It's a long story, but the bottom line is that I always felt like a woman trapped in a man's body, so I finally decided to do something about it. After a number of operations, I am now a woman."

Joe was initially shocked, but after admiring Charlie's breasts, he said, "Damn, Charlie, I bet it was pretty painful to have those implants put in."

"Yeah, but that wasn't the most painful part."Joe's gaze lowered, and he got a sick feeling in his stomach.

"Oh shit. You mean you had your penis and testicles cut off? I bet that was awful."

"Yes, that was pretty painful, but that wasn't the worst part."

"I don't believe it, Charlie. What could possibly be worse than that?"

"The final operation was the worst. That was when they did a craniotomy and took out half of my brain!"

Viagra And Mr. Clean

Q: What happens when you mix Viagra with Mr. Clean?

A: Rise and shine.

Viagra Ingredients Revealed!

After much research and millions of dollars, our scientists have discovered the secret ingredients to Viagra!

VIAGRA INGREDIENT LIST: (TopSecret!)

  • 3% Vitamin E
  • 2% aspirin
  • 2%ibuprofen
  • 1% Vitamin C
  • ...and . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
  • ...92% Fix-A-Flat!