Sex Jokes - Transvestite Jokes
I just got married to a young woman from Thailand and she told me that a small penis is okay.
I still wish she didn't have one though.
Q: What do you call a Nun who has a sex change operation?
A: A Transistor.
Q: What's a transvestite's idea of a good time?
A: Eat, drink, and be Mary!
"Doctor, doctor!" shouted the woman coming into the doctors office. "I think I'm turning into a man" then the doctor says, "Now hold on little lady what makes you think that you're turning into a man?" "Well" said the woman "I'm starting to grow hair on my chest" and then the doctor asked, "Well then, how far down your chest is your hair growing?" and then she replied, "All the way down to my dick".
Q: In Thailand, where on the woman's body is the clitoris?
A: Depends on the surgeon